Office by Alex Penny
The blog of one Rose Lalonde, a girl fond of magic and prone to sesquipedalian discourse. (Townstuck roleplay)
You have my sincerest apologies, all. I fear I’ve neglected you in favor of creating a knitted monstrosity.
It’s currently attempting to devour my bedroom.
Good morning.
Well, well, well. It would seem as though I’m no longer alone here.
By: Dara Katz
Drop a small object. Reach down for small object, and never come back up.
Sneeze in assailant’s face with magician’s fire.
Respond to assailant’s statement with: “And how do you feel about that?”
Repeatedly strike assailant’s ulnar nerve (funny bone) to cause a most peculiar and uncomfortable sensation.
Suggest the two of you dine at a not-so-great but overly priced restaurant.
Dive from cliff—whether or not you are near a cliff. (tricky)
Feign your death.
Feign assailant’s death (trickier).
Suggest you take a walk to a cliff and proceed to dive from it.
Open your trench coat to reveal a lining composed strictly of roadkill you’ve collected.
Explain you’re not from this “time” and jump as high as you can into wormhole above your head. (trickiest)
Request assailant to shut his or her mouth.
Literally side-step locus where the conversation is taking place, pat the chap on the bum, and run swiftly and forever away.
(via threepwillow)
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Im doing well, how are you miss rose?
I’m doing rather well myself, thank you for asking.
Daryl Feril - Beloved Calavera
“The idea of this series was inspired by Necrophobia, or someone’s fear of death as well as anything that is associated with it (coffins, skulls, tombstones). The project revolved around this idea, creating illustrations designed heavily with florals and vibrant colors to reflect a slightly brighter mood to the drawings or the whole composition. All illustrations were hand-drawn and painted a bit with watercolour before a few editing in Photoshop.”
Details and original sketches here.
Hello. How do you do?
